Mullets Anonymous is a community fellowship of yobbos and whitetrash who share their experience, strength and hope with each other so that they may solve their common problem and help others to recover from mullets. It is a non-profit organization here to help the people of Brisbane (especially in the Woodridge/Springwood/Underwood region and the Canon Hill region). We are also supported by the RSPCA who are inundated with mullet related incidences involving animal cruelty.

 *Only you can decide whether you want to give M.A. a try.

We who are in M.A. came because we finally lost control our mullets. We hated to admit that we could never live safely with the hair we loved again. The constant wife beating, incest, and moonshine kept us feeling on top of the world, but it was ruining our lives. Cold necks would shun us and we would migrate from one job to the next, living most of our time at the welfare queue.

"Hi my name is John, and I have a Mullet". Historic picture of the creator of M.A. at the very first meeting every held. John was a 2nd generation mullet. John's son's are now fighting the disease as well. 

John's sons Steve and Erwin.

We decided to try and face up to what our mullets had done to us. To reclaim our lives...

• M.A. Main Page
• Do I Have a Problem With Mullets?
• Is there a Mullet in your Life?
• Local M.A. Meetings

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